He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
