I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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