so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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