If i come over, it means nothing
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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