He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Houston, we have a squirter
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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