I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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