Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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