Cold hands, warm shart.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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