This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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