can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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