I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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