She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Semen is not good for contacts.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
