Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He felt like a one man threesome
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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