well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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