Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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