Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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