It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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