I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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