i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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