Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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