Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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