No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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