didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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