During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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