NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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