K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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