But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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