Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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