how can u be prego again
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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