Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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