but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
