I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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