If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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