I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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