you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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