plz talk dirty to me
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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