I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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