party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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