OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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