so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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