Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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