no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The feeling are messing with the penis
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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