Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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