Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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