Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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