"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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