used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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