he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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