Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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