I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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