We won't sleep together?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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