also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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