I feel great
I just peed on a car
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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